Sugar Ray Leonard Knocked Out By a Group of Couch Potatoes

Jillian Turkle, a 63-year old squaw from rural Kansas helped knock out a former Welterweight champion last night.

Sugar Ray Leonard was TKO’d from Dancing with the Stars, the third member of the cast voted off the show. Even though Kendra Wilkinson received lower scores from the panel of judges, Leonard was ultimately doomed by a lack of fan support.

“Apparently the millions of middle-aged hags who keep this ridiculous show on the air aren’t boxing fans,” remarked a bitter Leonard, after he was booted.

59-year old Roseanne Feingold says that while she was impressed with Sugar Ray’s dancing ability, all of her phone-in votes this season have been for Kirstie Alley.  “I just know one of these days that fatty is going to snap her poor dance partner’s back, and that’s something I’ve got to see.”