Suddenly-Wealthy Masseurs Drop Case Against Travolta

Perhaps we should start calling them John Doughs.

The three masseurs accusing John Travolta of sexual assault have dropped their lawsuits against the star after mysteriously coming into mass amounts of cash.

OMGG.com caught up with Travolta, who said it feels great to be vindicated.

“I had a feeling those guys would come to their senses eventually,” remarked the ecstatic actor. “Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to a truck stop restroom to celebrate.”