Stalker Valley Lodge

Police were called to Charlie Sheen’s home last night after the actor claimed his bodyguard detained a deranged fan on the property.

OMdoubleG caught up with the accused trespasser and learned that the 26-year old was actually a member of Best Buy’s Geek Squad, called to the home weeks prior to set up Sheen’s Twitter page.

“The police got it all wrong,” claims Joel Lindemuth.  “I was simply trying to get away.”