Sofia Vergara’s All-Cake Diet Not Working for Ed O’Neill

Sofia Vergara’s diet secret has finally been revealed, thanks to the Colombian beauty’s real-life son.

According to Manny Manolo, the Modern Family actress got those famous, sexy curves by subsisting on a steady diet of nothing but sweets.

Some of the 39-year old’s co-stars have been so impressed with the results that they, too, are following a strict dessert-only regimen.

“I can’t believe I wasted my time eating f#cking vegetables for 60 years,” said Vergara’s on-screen husband, Ed O’Neill. “After just a month of eating nothing but cake, I already feel curvier!”