Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is movin’ on up.
Due to her pregnancy, MTV staff didn’t feel the Jersey Shore house was a safe environment for the 24-year old star.
For the reality show’s upcoming season, Snooki will live in a posh pad miles away from her rowdy castmates, with an around-the-clock butler to be sure she gets the attention she needs.
“I hear she even gets complimentary spa treatments,” said JWOWW. “Had I known that gettin’ knocked up would mean loads of free sh#t, I’d have stopped using birth control ages ago.”


May 31, 2012
ENTERTAINMENT