Richard Gere Announces Plan to Stick Gerbil Back Up His Butt

In the early 90s, Richard Gere was admitted to an LA hospital to have a gerbil removed from his rectum.

Twenty years later, the actor held a press conference to announce he’s putting it back in.

With PETA protesters marching nearby, Gere told OMGG.com that he needs to do “whatever it takes” to stay on the minds of directors these days.

“When I stuck the critter up my anus to promote Internal Affairs, people said I was crazy…but it made me a household name,” explained the actor. “Who knows what it’ll lead to this time? I’m really gunning for a voiceover role in Disney’s G-Force 2.”