Revenge of the Birds

On Saturday, Quentin Tarantino filed a lawsuit against his neighbor for housing loud, exotic birds. Today, PETA director Joshua Hoyer responded by filing a lawsuit against the director…on behalf of one of the birds.

“My client, a Red-throated Loon is indigenous to Berlin, and Mr. Tarantino has shown extreme bias against Germans in the past.  Anyone doubting these allegations needn’t look any further than Inglourious Basterds.”

When reached for comment, QT told us he doesn’t understand these claims of prejudice.  “Like any rational person, the only Germans I despise are the Nazis and David Hasselhoff.”