POLL: Jonah Hill Not Funny When Skinny

He may be healthier physically, but Jonah Hill’s career is rumored to be on life support now that the actor has lost 60 pounds.

“My agent told me the phone has stopped ringing,” admitted Hill. “Isn’t Hollywood supposed to be all about sex appeal?”

In a recent interview, director Judd Apatow said he had zero interest in working with “that stick figure Jonah” anymore, and an OMGG.com poll revealed that 84% of people find the actor less funny now that he isn’t fat.

“Personally, I think it was really selfish of him to try and get healthy,” remarked Morgan Myrmo, a former fan who thought Jonah was hilarious in Superbad. “The public should boycott his films until he’s morbidly obese again.”