Playboy Reconsiders, Lets ‘Tanning Mom’ Pose Nude

Patricia Krentcil, the New Jersey woman who was given the moniker “Tanning Mom” for reasons unknown, told reporters last week that she’d be willing to pose for Playboy if asked.

Editor-in-Chief Hugh Hefner didn’t respond immediately, allegedly because he was too busy throwing up at the thought of that overly-bronzed hag in the buff.

But after seeing how much attention the story brought the struggling company, the 86-year old reached out to Krentcil this morning.

“Our ‘Hot Housewives’ magazines are some of our hottest-selling publications to date,” explained Hefner. “I’ve decided to roll the dice and greenlight a ‘Lovely & Leathery’ issue.”