Is Paris Hilton the World’s Greatest DJ?

Paris Hilton’s first night spinning records went so well that many are already calling her one of the greatest DJs of all time.

“The jig is up, anyone can do it,” a depressed Deadmau5 admitted. “I just called Olive Garden to see if I can get my old waitering job back.”

Paris told OMGG.com it was actually a misunderstanding that led to her new career.

“I was at a party a few weeks ago, and no one was manning the turntables,” the socialite said. “I thought I heard someone say they needed a BJ, so I volunteered…and the rest is history.”