Neglectful Snooki Drowns Fake Baby

As TMZ reported, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi has been carrying around a fake baby all week as she prepares for motherhood.

Sadly, things turned tragic for the pregnant reality star this afternoon, after she drank too much peppermint schnapps and accidentally drowned the faux child in Tomahawk Lake.

OMGG.com caught up with the 24-year old, who didn’t seem too concerned with the apparent homicide.

“That’s why I’m practicing, so it doesn’t happen to the real kid,” said Snooki. “People need to get off my case, every new mom gets drunk and drowns at least one baby.”