‘Modern Family’ Baby Upset She Missed Out on Pay Raise

The cast of Modern Family are rumored to be negotiating a 300% pay raise for the show’s fourth season.

“You’ve got to be sh*tting me,” said 2-year old Ella Hiller, who was replaced after Season 2 for being too young. “It’s a total slap in the face that they cash in after I’m gone.”

According to sources, the actress who currently plays Lily is doing everything she can to ensure she remains part of the cast for more than two years.

“I’ve been laying out in the sun, hoping to age faster,” said 5-year old Aubrey Anderson-Emmons. “I know that at any moment producers could decide to replace me with Lucy Liu.”