Mayim Bialik Ready to Get Back to Work After Accident

Mayim Bialik’s publicist claims her client was involved in a minor fender bender yesterday, but eyewitnesses say things were far worse than what’s being reported.

OMGG.com photographers were the first on the scene, and couldn’t help but notice that the actress’ right hand was severed at the elbow.

The 36-year old star begged reporters not to let on the extent of her injuries, afraid any disfigurement might jeopardize her lucrative new Big Bang Theory gig.

“If you keep this quiet, I’ll give you all handjobs with my still-functioning left palm,” Bialick promised passersby. “I’m begging you, I haven’t had a solid paycheck like this since Blossom.”