Mark Wahlberg to Have Tramp Stamp Removed

It stinks to be inked, when you’re Mark Wahlberg.

The 40-year old actor is having his tattoos lasered off, and says he plans to make his children watch the entire removal.

“It’s pretty twisted, considering all the tats feature our kids’ names,” said Rhea Durham, Wahlberg’s wife. “They think it’s a sign that daddy doesn’t love them anymore.”

So what’s the lesson he’s trying to teach?

“Look, I’m still a big fan of body art,” Marky Mark told OMGG.com. “I just like messing with my kids’ heads even more.”