Lady Gaga Gets Tattooed at Perfume Launch

Lady Gaga debuted her new perfume at New York’s Guggenheim Museum last week, and so far the reviews stink.

“After spraying on a sample, I can see why she mostly attracts gay men,” said Christine Cinnamon, who attended the launch of the Fame fragrance. “It kind of smells a bit like that meat dress she wore to the 2010 MTV Video Music Awards.”

The “scent event” was a typical Gaga publicity spectacle, culminating with the 26-year old getting an impromptu tattoo of fellow superstar Rihanna, who was in attendance to support her close friend.

“Right after I got it done, my assistant informed me Chris Brown did the same thing last week,” said the Poker Face singer, who prides herself on being original. “In a million years, I never would’ve imagined getting a neck tattoo would be something I’d regret.”