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Kim Kardashian Flour Bomb Suspect: Jon Hamm

March 23, 2012

ENTERTAINMENT


At last night’s launch event for her new perfume, Kim Kardashian was the victim of a vicious flour bomb.

This morning, police announced they’ve apprehended the wrongdoer — Mad Men actor Jon Hamm.

Even though Kardashian wanted to press charges against the handsome leading man, OMGG.com has learned that cops were unwilling to do so.

“The two have been feuding for weeks over comments Mr. Hamm made about Kim being a f*cking idiot,” said LAPD Spokesman Kenneth Berk. “We’ve decided it would be unjust to arrest such a rational, well-spoken man.”

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