Khloe Kardashian No Longer ‘Going Naked’ for PETA; Millions Rejoice

When PETA announced they’d pay the legal bills for the woman who flour-bombed her sister, longtime supporter Khloe Kardashian denounced the anti-fur group.

“I will no longer be part of the ‘I’d Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur’ campaign,” the 27-year old told OMGG.com. “Let’s see PETA try to survive without me!”

Within moments of Kardashian’s announcement, the animal rights organization announced membership has increased over 300%.

“I’d always wanted to support PETA, but couldn’t until now,” admitted animal-lover Patrick Wilrod. “Seeing Khloe naked on their posters led me to believe they were some sort of satanist organization.”