Kelsey Grammer Insists His Penis is Not Small

Despite his ex-wife’s claims to the contrary, Kelsey Grammer insists he’s got a member to remember.

TMZ reported yesterday that Camille Grammer remarked “big feet, big disappointment” when referring to her former lover. Not true, says the actor.

“Anyone who knows me will attest to the fact that I do not have big feet,” insisted the former Frasier star. “I wear a 9 ½ shoe.”

As for the other…um…thing?

“The problem isn’t that my penis is small,” he said. “Camille just has a really big vagina.”