John Travolta Opens Gay Massage Parlor

John Travolta is hoping to capitalize on all the press he’s received for allegedly soliciting gay sex from a couple masseurs recently.

The actor, also a savvy businessman with a reported $200 million net worth, says he views the sexual assault allegations against him as “free advertising” for his new venture.

“It’s like my man Donald Trump always says, ‘there is no such thing as bad publicity’,” the 58-year old Scientologist told OMGG.com. “Had I known that demanding handjobs from young men would lead to this much free press, I’d have been doing it ages ago!”