Hollywood Murderer Leaves Clue at Scene of the Crime

Police are baffled after discovering a severed head near the Hollywood sign this week, the third one found in the Los Angeles area this month.

“It appears we have a serial killer on our hands,” said LAPD spokesman Carl Chalmers. “As of now, we have no leads except for an orange strand of hair left at the scene.”

Ironically, the severed head belonged to fugitive Dan Law, a suspect in the brutal murder of a young family in the Miami area.

“I hate to say it, but whoever killed this man may have actually done society a favor,” remarked Chalmers.