Hollywood Mourns as Showmance Ends

The entertainment world was rocked yesterday by the news of Bachelorette star Ali Fedotowsky’s split from her chosen husband-to-be, Roberto Martinez.

“I think we all remember what we were doing when Roberto proposed to Ali in Bora Bora,” said Johnny Depp via his Bachelorette fansite. “Aside fron the birth of my children, I can’t think of a more important moment in my life.”

OMGG.com spoke with reality TV fan Eminem, who is taking news of this latest A-List breakup particularly hard. 

“First Demi and Ashton, and now this?” cried the rapper.  “Does true love even exist anymore?”