Gerard Depardieu is Pee’d Off at Air France

On Tuesday, Gerard Depardieu relieved himself in the aisle of an Air France plane after noticing that the restroom was occupied.

“I was under the impression that this was ok if you’re sitting in first class,” explained the Green Card star. “If they have a ‘no urinating in the cabin’ policy, they need to tell you that before you board.”

Fellow actor Jean Reno, who was recently thrown off a Carnival cruise for masturbating on the bow of the ship, agrees.

“It seems like people are just out to get French people these days,” remarked Reno. “I guarantee you that if an American had pissed on the floor of a 747, no one would even say a word.”