Shunned by Chick-Fil-A, Gay Chickens Endorse KFC

KFC? More like GAY-F-C!

After Chick-Fil-A president Dan Cathy publicly admitted he was opposed to gay marriage, its finger-lickin’ good competitor decided to let their rainbow flag fly.

KFC spokesman Aaron French told OMGG.com that not only does the fast food chain support same sex marriage, they’ve been breeding homosexual chickens since the 1970s.

“We’ve noticed that cooping the males together keeps them relaxed and quiet,” French said. “It’s like Colonel Sanders used to say, ‘More f#cking means less clucking’.”