Drop in Teenage Pregnancy a Bad Thing, Say TV Producers

The MTV hit 16 & Pregnant may be off the air soon if 15-year old girls don’t start getting more promiscuous, according to casting directors.

“These girls need to start thinking about their future,” said executive producer Matt Boyd. “An unwanted pregnancy could potentially lead to fame and fortune in as little as nine months.”

MTV execs have been encouraging groups like Planned Parenthood to stop handing out condoms in low-income areas, and say parents and teachers need to stop telling our nation’s youth to refrain from pre-marital sex.

“These young girls should instead be warned about the dangers of abstinence,” said Boyd. “They’re flushing their potential Reality TV careers down the toilet.”