Did a McDonald’s Chef Commit Treason by Revealing the Secret Sauce Recipe?

Until recently, the Big Mac’s secret sauce recipe was America’s third biggest mystery, trailing only how to fold a fitted bed sheet and What happened to Jimmy Hoffa?

But two weeks ago, a McDonald’s chef posted a YouTube video revealing the “classified condiment” is nothing more than a mixture consisting of mayo, relish, vinegar, mustard, garlic and a dash of cow sperm.

With the recipe now public, McDonald’s executives fear the company will be bankrupt by summer’s end.

“If there’s one thing I know about our customers, it’s that they aren’t lazy,” said Tony Emerson, a McDonald’s Owner/Operator. “Why would they continue to pay us $3 for a sandwich that they could easily make at home in just over an hour?”