Criss Angel Admits Engagement is Just His Latest Lame Trick

Criss Angel’s fiancee Sandra Gonzalez is just his latest illusion, according to OMGG.com sources.

Fans of the magician didn’t know he was dating anyone, so news of the pair’s engagement over the weekend came as a total surprise.

“He was having a hard time meeting a woman who didn’t think he was a total douchebag,” admitted Michaela Hartwig, Angel’s former assistant. “So he waved his wand around, and next thing you know, Sandra appeared.”

The magician, who performs to empty seats nightly as headliner of the wildly unpopular Cirque du Soleil BeLIEve show in Vegas, says he won’t reveal how he pulled off the seemingly impossible trick.

“She’s so life-like it’s eerie,” revealed Angel. “This morning she begged me to stop wearing vests without shirts underneath, just like real human women do!”