Conrad Hilton Blames Car Crash on Dog

Conrad Hilton hit two parked cars after partying at an LA nightclub recently, but he claims it wasn’t his fault. He says authorities need to point the finger paw at Fido, his pet terrier.

“He was my designated driver that night,” Hilton explained to OMGG.com. “Pardon the pun, but he’s difinately in the doghouse.”

Alcohol and drugs were found in the 17-year old’s car, but Hilton insists those, too, belonged to Fido.

“He’s like such a bad dog,” said Conrad’s older sister, Paris. “Tinkerbell hasn’t even ever smoked pot.”