Khloe Kardashian co-hosted the fourth hour of the Today Show Monday and opened up about her fertility struggles, her obsession with food and her unexpected celebrity.
“I honestly still have no idea why I’m famous,” said the suspected tranny. “Four years ago I was a dishwasher at Denny’s.”
Kardashian got her big break in October 2007, when E! was forced to include her in a reality show about her incoherent sister with the huge ass. Since then, Khloe has become something of a media mogul.
According to her Wikipedia page, Khloe is an actress, model (OMGG.com interns are still fact-checking this) and even has her own fragrance. But her greatest career move came in 2009, when she married NBA star Lamar Odom’s $36 million contract.
“One thing showbusiness has taught me is that it’s better to be lucky than talented,” said the plus-size reality star.


October 5, 2011
ENTERTAINMENT