Bill Gates: “I’ve Gone Bankrupt”

The Wall Street Journal is reporting that due to an accounting error, the ‘Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation’ recently gave away all $43 billion of Bill Gates’ vast fortune.

While the generous donation officially put an end to malaria worldwide, OMdoubleG has learned that Gates’ 66,000 square foot home was foreclosed on this morning.

“I’ve been against philanthropy since Day One, but my wife kept nagging me to start that damn charity,” said the former richest man in the world. “But who knows? This could just be the result of bad karma from releasing Windows Vista.”