Attention-Deprived Celebrities Resort to Playing Tennis in Their Underwear

Hayden Panettiere and Jennifer Love Hewitt want you to notice them.

The media stopped reporting on the Hollywood hoochies ages ago, so they recently played a game of bikini tennis outside OMGG.com’s corporate offices to garner some attention. After a few hours, one of our cameramen finally took notice.

For JLH, this is the first time a news-like organization has mentioned her in nearly three years.

“I realize my bikini bottom did little to cover my cellulite,” the excited Party of Five star told us. “But I’m proud to report that my breasts looked good enough to score one more Maxim cover before I turn 40 next year!”