Angelina Jolie’s Right Leg Continues to Haunt Brad Pitt

When Angelina Jolie awkwardly put her right leg on display at the Oscars, she was hoping her husband would notice. Mission accomplished.

The long, stark white appendage is all Brad Pitt can think about anymore.

This morning, the Fight Club star announced he’s taking a break from acting, as he can no longer concentrate on his lines.

“Everywhere I look, all I see are gangly right legs,” Pitt told OMGG.com. “Just last night, I accidentally rubbed cocoa butter on Maddox and stuffed him into a pair of stockings.”