Adam Lambert and Boyfriend Go to Prison to Spice Up Their Lovelife

Former American Idol finalist Adam Lambert and his reality star boyfriend, Sauli Koskinen, were incarcerated last night after an alleged barroom brawl. But the couple insists it was all just a ploy to get a free vacation.

“We’d talked about going on a romantic cruise, but neither of us could afford it,” explained Lambert. “So we opted for a night in a Finnish prison…and it was everything we’d dreamed it’d be.”

Koskinen, a contestant on Finland’s Big Brother, said he’ll never forget the time he and Adam shared in the communal showers. In fact, he said there were only two things he didn’t like about jail — the food, and witnessing a guard get stabbed to death with a toothbrush.

“It was just the spark their relationship needed,” Helsinki Central Prison inmate Janne Braaten told OMGG.com. “As visitors to this fine establishment, they were able to experience what we call the three Rs — rest, relaxation and rape.”