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With under a minute to play in Super Bowl XLVI, Ahmad Bradshaw trotted into the endzone untouched to score the game-winning touchdown.

“Had I known they were that bad at tackling, I would’ve asked Eli (Manning) to hand off to me more,” the running back told OMGG.com. “I could’ve moonwalked for eight yards per carry out there.”

The Patriots claim they let the Giants star score so they’d have enough time on the clock to mount a comeback.

“We purposefully allowed their first half touchdown, too,” admitted Patriots cornerback Sterling Moore. “In hindsight, we shouldn’t have bet so much money on them covering the spread.”

In addition to another Super Bowl ring, New York Giants quarterback Eli Manning drove off in a brand new Corvette after being named the game’s MVP.

Manning called winning the $69,000 convertible his “proudest moment” and began to tear up when General Motors CEO Daniel Akerson handed him the keys to his dream car.

Tom Brady told OMGG.com that the only thing more painful than not hoisting the Lombardi Trophy this year was not getting that free Chevrolet.

“It just motivates me to work harder next year,” said the handsome signal caller. “Gisele and I are starting to get real tired of sharing her Nissan Altima.”

Before Super Bowl XLVI, M.I.A. was relatively unknown. But after extending her middle finger during Madonna’s halftime performance last night, the British rapper is currently one of the Top 10 “Hot Searches” on Google Trends.

“People love controversy,” explained Capitol Records CEO Damon Paine. “No one had even heard of the Jonas Brothers before their collective rape convictions.”

M.I.A. says she’s enjoying her new-found fame, and promises to up the ante soon.

“Be sure to tune in to the Grammys next week,” the singer told OMGG.com. “Midway through my performance, I’m going to sucker punch Lady Gaga.”

Christina Hendricks had her phone hacked over the weekend, but are the leaked topless photos circulating the Web real?

“I don’t think I’d take pics of my own t*ts, but I could be mistaken,” said the actress. “I do have a white iPhone 4S like the one pictured.”

OMGG.com’s resident Breastologist Cozad Adams thinks they’re real. The photos, that is.

“In the pictures, she looks smaller than on Mad Men,” said Adams. “However, as anyone in showbusiness will tell you, the tv camera does add 10 pounds per boob.”

New York residents are up in arms over comments that Tom Brady made during Super Bowl media week about the lack of decent hotels in Buffalo.

“How dare he feel like he’s entitled to an opinion,” exclaimed Michael Serrano, a loud, obnoxious, upstate New Yorker. “I bet Mr. Brady hasn’t even been to that Motel 6 on Church Street. I only got four bed bug bites last time I stayed there.”

Downtown resident Patricia Pavlak pointed out that while there may not be any “big city hotels” in Buffalo yet, a Comfort Inn Suites is currently being built on Dart St.

“All the big shots are talking about it,” Pavlak told OMGG.com. “Rooms will be a bit pricey, but rumor has it they’re going to offer free Wi-Fi!”