newsletter

Author Archives | OMGG

About OMGG

The OMGG.com writing team is made up of some of the finest journalists in the business, according to them. They'll stop at nothing to deliver you what they perceive to be facts.

Brad Pitt Embarrassed by Angelina Jolie’s Out-of Control Right Leg at Oscars

February 29, 2012

0 Comments

Angelina Jolie’s slutty right leg has been getting all the attention, but apparently the left one is just as frisky.

OMGG.com photographers snapped this exclusive shot of the Salt star’s gorgeous gams making their way down the red carpet during the Academy Awards pre-show.

Brad Pitt told us that while he knows sex appeal is important in Hollywood, he feels Jolie’s legs are setting a bad example for their six children.

“I just think some things should be left to the imagination,” said Pitt. “I mean, Jennifer Aniston’s legs would never behave that way.

LEAVE A COMMENT

‘Dancing with the Stars’ Season 14 Cast Revealed: Who the Hell Are They?

February 28, 2012

0 Comments

'Dancing with the Stars' Season 14 Cast Revealed: Who the Hell Are They?

Dancing with the Stars casting director Daniel Violante regretfully announced today that he’d failed to find a single famous person willing to compete in the ballroom this year.

Fans of the show are petitioning ABC to change the name of the reality series after learning this season’s competitors include opera singer Katherine Jenkins, telenovela actor William Levy and a small Filipino boy named Roshon Fegan.

“This year’s crop is even worse than the Celebrity Apprentice rejects we usually get,” host Tom Bergeron told OMGG.com. “There’s no way I can call these losers ‘stars’ while keeping a straight face.”

Season eight alum Melissa Rycroft (we’ll give you a minute to Google her) told us she thought DWTS did the best they could do. “It’s a dancing show for crying out loud, did you really think they’d be able to land someone super-famous like Snooki?”

LEAVE A COMMENT

Obama Decides Not to Run for Re-Election; Joins Jonas Brothers

February 28, 2012

0 Comments

Obama Decides Not to Run For Re-Election, Joins Jonas Brothers

Barack Obama announced today that he will not seek re-election.

“Like many Americans, I’ve always wanted to be a rock star,” the president told OMGG.com. “An opportunity presented itself recently, and it may be my last chance to pursue this dream.”

Obama, a talented singer in his own right, said that when his current term ends he’ll join the Jonas Brothers on tour, filling the void Joe left when he decided to pursue a solo career.

“My daughters and I couldn’t be more excited about this,” gushed the president. “We’ve been Jonas fans since the Camp Rock days.”

LEAVE A COMMENT

Is Angelina Jolie’s Right Leg the Biggest Star in Hollywood?

February 28, 2012

0 Comments

Is Angelina Jolie's Right Leg the Biggest Star in Hollywood?

The most talked about/only interesting thing to happen at the Academy Awards this year — Angelina Jolie’s crazy leg stance.

The actress positioned herself awkwardly both on stage and the red carpet, standing with her bony right thigh protruding from a high slit in her black Versace gown.

Jolie told OMGG.com that she wishes people would stop mocking her, claiming there was a valid reason for the pose.

“I haven’t had a calorie since mid-January so I don’t have much energy,” she confessed. “The only way I can hold myself up these days is by using my right leg as a kickstand.”

LEAVE A COMMENT

Jennifer Lopez Wardrobe Malfunction You Didn’t See

February 27, 2012

0 Comments

jennifer-lopez-oscars-wardrobe-malfunction

Cameron Diaz was presenting beside her at the Academy Awards last night, but we have to say…There’s Something About J.Lo!

LEAVE A COMMENT