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After his team lost to Lehigh in the first round of the NCAA tournament, doctors at Johns Hopkins Hospital say Duke head coach Mike Krzyzewski began showing signs of the rare neurological disorder “March Madness.”

Attorneys for Kris Humphries recently revealed that Kim Kardashian kept all the money the couple made from selling their wedding photos, leaving the 27-year old distraught and penniless.

Humphries has allegedly been living in squalor since the pair separated, forced to subsist on reality show syndication checks and a paltry NBA salary.

OMGG.com caught up with the destitute New Jersey Nets power forward outside his studio apartment in East Camden. He admitted he’s hurt by Kardashian’s cruelty.

“When you walk down the aisle with the person you love, you assume your property immediately becomes communal,” Humphries told us. “It’s hurtful to know that those 72 days of marital bliss meant absolutely nothing to Kim.”

Donald Trump’s sons are on an out-of-control killing spree after attending the Los Angeles premiere of Hunger Games on Monday.

The film, set in a future where America’s youth are forced to fight to the death on live television, apparently struck a chord with Donald Jr. and Eric.

The young men, already in trouble with PETA for killing African animals and posting the photos online, are currently wanted by the FBI.

This morning, Trump, Sr. told OMGG.com he hopes his children turn themselves in.

“It’s a terrible tragedy, my sons are currently developing ‘Trump Towers Atlanta’, the most luxurious condominiums ever built in the southeastern United States,” said the distraught real estate mogul. “Please pray for them, and be sure to watch Celebrity Apprentice at 9pm, Sundays on NBC.”

John Carter took in just over $30 million at the box office last weekend, pretty awful when you consider it cost nearly a quarter of a billion dollars to make.

The interplanetary adventure was handily beaten by the much-cheaper Lorax, spelling bad news for an already-in-the-works sequel.

Today, Disney announced plans to recoup the nearly $150 million they’re expected to lose by making John Carter 2 on an $800 budget.

“The movie will feature absolutely no bells and whistles,” explained Randolph Garelick, co-chairman of Disney Media Networks. “In addition to cutting all CGI and special effects, the entire film will be shot on an iPhone.”

On last night’s much-anticipated Bachelor finale, Ben Flajnik struggled to make what could be the most important decision of his career life.

In the end, the 28-year old gave the final rose (and a Neil Lane engagement ring) to Courtney Robertson.

But during the After the Final Rose special, the successful winemaker admitted he was never really interested in the model from Scottsdale, Arizona.

“You know, I came on this show hoping to find true love,” Flajnik said as he grabbed host Chris Harrison’s left hand. “And as I sit here gazing into your eyes, Chris, I realize I finally have.”