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Avril Lavigne recently got a neck tattoo while out with her girlfriends in Hollywood.

The Canadian-born singer said she hopes this proves once and for all that she truly is a bad girl.

“I wanted something original, so I went with a Chinese symbol that means ‘peace’ or something,” said the 26-year old. “I’m hoping it finally gives me the street cred I deserve.”

Lavigne, considered a punk pioneer among 13-year-old boys from rural Kansas, celebrated her tat by going out for sushi with her boyfriend, reality show star Brody Jenner.

Dina Lohan told OMdoubleG today that Lindsay has finally quit smoking.

“This is a great day for her, she’s been at two packs-a-day since she was 11,” announced the leechiest mother in show business.

When asked if her daughter ever plans to stop sleeping around, getting drunk or stealing jewelry, Dina responded, “Whoa, let’s not get ahead of ourselves.  We’re concentrating on one vice at a time.”

When a fan tried to take a picture of Jake Gyllenhaal at a urinal this week, the actor wasn’t amused.  The Prince of Persia star allegedly threw the man against a wall and scolded him.

Keith Bogans, the restroom photographer, has decided to press charges.

“Jake is a public figure, he has to understand that fans are going to take his photo,” said Bogans, who runs the web site CelebrityNutSacks.org.

According to paperwork filed in LA County, Bogans is seeking $5 million in punitive damages.

Pregnant women are taught to expect the unexpected, but no one could’ve predicted this.

Jewel, who is preggo with her first child, was driving on a rural road when she was hit by a fire truck she didn’t see approaching.

“I think the question on everyone’s mind is, ‘How bad is Jewel’s peripheral vision?’” asked Fire Chief James Gotling. “I mean, seriously.  Who the f*ck can’t see a fire truck?”

The singer, 36, and the baby are said to be unscathed.

On Saturday, Quentin Tarantino filed a lawsuit against his neighbor for housing loud, exotic birds. Today, PETA director Joshua Hoyer responded by filing a lawsuit against the director…on behalf of one of the birds.

“My client, a Red-throated Loon is indigenous to Berlin, and Mr. Tarantino has shown extreme bias against Germans in the past.  Anyone doubting these allegations needn’t look any further than Inglourious Basterds.”

When reached for comment, QT told us he doesn’t understand these claims of prejudice.  “Like any rational person, the only Germans I despise are the Nazis and David Hasselhoff.”