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OMGG made a hair-raising discovery this morning.

Dr. Phil McGraw will be wearing a hairpiece during his interview with Casey Anthony’s parents, scheduled to air September 12th.

“He figured it’d be the perfect time to unveil his new rug,” said Melissa McPherson, Dr. Phil’s longtime assistant. “The audience will be so distracted by the controversial guests, they may not notice it.”

The mustached talk show host has said he hopes the wig, made primarily from yak hair, will boost his sagging ratings.

“At this point I’ll try anything,” said McGraw. “If more people don’t start watching my show, it’ll end up on the Oprah Winfrey Network…and then no one will see it.”

Has JLo been replaced with JPink?

The rumor mill has been buzzing with talk of a Jada Pinkett/Marc Anthony affair, but it appears the two were set up by the Fresh Prince himself.

“I’ve always been attracted to Jennifer Lopez, so I approached Marc about a wife swap a couple months ago,” admitted Will Smith.

The Latin crooner was said to be keen, and promptly left his wife of seven years. But OMGG is reporting there’s no need to feel bad for JLo.

“To be honest, she couldn’t be happier…Will’s a total upgrade,” said Lopez’s assistant, Pip Russell. “Have you ever noticed that Marc kind of looks like a Latino Skeletor?”

Due to health problems, Apple, Inc. founder Steve Jobs stepped down as CEO yesterday, sending company stock prices spiraling.

Tim Cook, who famously asked, “Isn’t the iPad just a big iPhone that can’t make calls?” at this year’s Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas, has been named Jobs’ replacement.

Investors are clearly concerned, but the imprudent new CEO insists he isn’t in over his head.

“We have some great new computers hitting the market later this year,” promised Cook. “Even I’m excited, and I’m a PC guy.”

Paris Hilton has been criticized by PETA for her treating animals as accessories. But what if it were the other way around?

Will Smith told OMGG.com that the rumors of his breakup are completely false. The actor claims he is as depressed and despondent as ever.

“Unfortunately, Jada and I are still together,” insisted the Men in Black star. “We plan to honor our vows and stay in this loveless marriage until our kids go off to college.”