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Serena Williams recently said she doesn’t like playing tennis because she isn’t a fan of working out.

The former top-ranked player in the world, already straddling the “athletic bulk/kind of a fatty” line, will presumably become a blimp when she decides to retire.

Williams told OMGG.com that just because she hates physical activity, doesn’t mean she is giving up on sports altogether.

“When my tennis career is over, I’ll pursue my true passion,” said the two-time Olympic gold medalist. “Competitive eating.”

Russell Brand is on the rebound!

After filing for divorce from Katy Perry last week, the Get Him to the Greek actor has been spotted roaming around Hollywood with fellow-Brit Kelly Osbourne.

The pair of former drug addicts certainly have plenty in common.

“He’s annoyingly vocal, so he fits right in with my family,” said a smitten Osbourne. “As an added bonus, our big, misshapen heads really compliment each other.”

Political commentator and part-time model Rush Limbaugh says Michelle Obama needs to cease her healthy-eating initiative if she ever hopes to get in shape.

“Her Let’s Move campaign is far too preachy,” said Limbaugh, People magazine’s reigning Sexiest Man Alive.

The conservative radio talk show host went on to criticize the First Lady’s size 6 figure, calling it “slightly imperfect.”

“Look, I’d like to defend my wife’s honor, but Rush does have a point,” President Obama recently told OMGG.com. “I mean, he grew up eating nothing but Spam and bacon-wrapped meatloaf, and look how amazing he turned out.”

It’s clear that Heidi Montag’s exterior has been surgically altered, but what lies beneath that excessively-botoxed skin? OMGG.com has learned that the formerHills star is actually a robot.

Our source confirms that the actress/singer was built by two MIT grads in Google’s Mountain View, California headquarters back in 2004. “Around the office she was known as The Hi-D Prototype.”

We contacted reps at both MTV and Google, but both declined comment.

Spencer Pratt contacted OMGG.com and asked to comment, but we declined.

When it comes to nostalgia, Prince is King.

OMGG.com has learned that the Purple Rain singer has been trapped in the 1990s for the past 20 years.

“He suffers from Reminiscence Syndrome,” explained Dr. Jim McKeown. “In his mind, it’ll always be 1999.”

So how did the seven-time Grammy winner celebrate New Year’s Eve 2012?

“The same way he has since we’ve known each other,” said current girlfriend Bria Valente. “He got drunk on Zima and debated whether or not O.J. Simpson was guilty.”